The YOURFACECO Inc. official company blog

people are happened, and things have changing.

2008-11-14T18:42:00.000-08:00

Well, once again my impressionable readers, its time to talk about current things that are happening, such as the election of president-elect Obama. but i am not going to cover this issue due to the fact that no president has ever had an effect on our glorious company. Time to get down to business, in this time of economic turmoil, our company has never seen greater heights, due to the valiant effort of our esteemed leader Sir Edwin Lyle Chessington the 46th. This informational-blog however is sadly lacking in the viewer area, if you know anyone who you think will enjoy reading about YOURFACECO Inc. send them a link. until further notice, for every three views i will do a daily post.

enjoy the "free" coffee and doughnuts.
Hugh Spaz

things have happened, and people are changing.

2008-11-09T21:04:00.000-08:00

Dear loyal mind-slaves,
It sure has been awhile since my last post, and while i could blame it on a high work load, I'm not gonna. I really enjoy writing this text-blog for the furtherance of our glorious company, but lets be honest for once, I'm not paid extra to write this blog, and it seems like no one reads, so I'm only going to update as important things happen, or if people actually read. So it's kinda like a semi-hiatus, of sorts. email me if you want me to update more often.

hoping to hear from you and your wallet soon,
Hugh Spaz

ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE 3rd KIND!!!

2008-10-09T21:28:00.000-07:00

dear puerile multitude,
today is a glorious day, the great Edwin Lyle Chessington the 46th, has laid down his first proclamation, those who are found to be of heights in excess of 6.3 feet of height are to be jettisoned into the vacume. At 4:38 P.M. we said our goodbyes and then proceeded to divide up their belongings. in other news, currently I am setting up an account for a good friend, and coworker, so that she too can keep you updated with news of our magnificent company.
Its time for sleeping, you go first.
Hugh Spaz

im sorry

2008-10-05T20:26:00.000-07:00

dear naive people,
Today was tough, and i had to deal with the launch of the previously mentioned pyramidal space tomb, so in short in going to neglect my blog-master duties, and sleep.
"catch" you later,
Hugh Spaz

P.S.: if you like this blog, send me a email at: "hugh.yourfaceco@gmail.com",include some information about yourself, and if we think that you'll fit in, we may ask you to work/slave for/with us!!!

bad news and good news.

2008-10-04T21:58:00.000-07:00

Hello loyal hyper-consumers, today i regret to inform you of the passing of our smart, cunning, and productive leader: Sir Edwin Lyle Chessington the forty-fifth.
We miss him greatly, and with the help of his pyramidal space tomb, he will never be forgotten. in better news however, we proudly announce the long awaited coming of age of our new brilliant leader: Edwin Lyle Chessington the forty-sixth.
We have great faith that he will take this glorious company to places that his predecessors were unable to. Edwin Lyle Chessington the forty-sixth will post a video-film sometime this upcoming week outlining his plans and goals for our glorious company.
stcudorp ruo fo erom yub,
Hugh Spaz

company information

2008-10-03T18:45:00.000-07:00

hello to the complacent masses,
once again I, the SHCCCPGGR, am here to inform you on matters of which you have no knowledge. yes, it is true that there are many things that the world fails to know about, but today we focus on the history of the glorious company known to foolish many as Yourfaceco, little do they understand that it is actually: YOURFACECO Inc.. YOURFACECO Inc. is a glorious company started in A.D. 367 by our most highly regarded Edwin Lyle Chessington the 1st. being the super genius that he was, he started early and at the age of 8 and 1/2, he built his first internationally traded super-company. when he got bored of it he launched all of his employees into space and started again. At the age of thirty he was assassinated by his 6 year old son, Edwin Lyle Chessington the 2nd. over multiple generations the company has been handed to, or taken over by, the still young son of the current leader. Over the many subsequent generations, our glorious company has made an extremely diverse array of items including but not limited to: sodas, candy, fast food, cars, clowns, chickens, politicians, tele-video games, clothing, ancient civilizations, movies, weapons, airplanes, toothpaste, loopholes, poodles, etc... Throughout YOURFACECO Inc.'s unrivaled history one thing stands out above all its other achievements: no employee has ever left unhappy, or to be put more aptly, no unhappy employee has ever left.
welcome to YOURFACECO Inc., we hope you enjoy your stay.
heh heh heh... good night,
Hugh Spaz

PS: if you would like to work for YOURFACECO Inc., or you have a question/comment contact me the SHCCCPGGR today at: hugh.yourfaceco@gmail.com

soon... MORE WRITERS!!!

2008-10-02T16:24:00.000-07:00

Hello docile sheep, it is I the SHCCCPGGR (SUPREME HEAD CHANCELLOR IN COMMAND OF COFFEE PREPARATION AND GENERAL GORILLA RECREATION), otherwise known as Hugh Spaz. I write today to let you know that I have spoken with several other important leaders in our glorious company, to ask them for their assistance in writing the internet-blog. I have heard favorable responses from some and I am waiting on others.
slumber deeply little sheep,
Hugh Spaz

YAY we are in the internets.

2008-10-01T20:40:00.000-07:00

THAT'S right people, YOURFACECO Inc. now has a blog that is able to match YOURFACECO Inc.'s glory. Soon we plan to incorporate video-films( some of which will include our great leader: Sir Edwin Lyle Chessington the forty-fifth ) , picture-collections(now with motivational torture scenes), and soon we will accept job applications ON-LINE!!!
don't look behind you!,
Hugh Spaz